Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.
Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.
Like how do ppl just get into these healthy, stable and solid relationships??
How do ya’ll just figure you are just gunna live together and shit.
How does that even fucking work????
”Well the baby started calling for its.. for mom. And then - because that’s - it’s not like that was written; the baby wasn’t doing its lines, it actually started calling for its mother. And then we all just looked at each other, at the monitor, and like ‘oh my god’ … “
-Rian Johnson (director 5x14 Ozymandias), Breaking Bad Insider Podcast
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
Note: The REAL Piper of Orange is the New Black has clearly stated, "Well, you know, I’m bisexual so, I’m a part of the gay community.” Additionally she has pointed out that she came out at "either 18 or 19", and "had relationships with many, many women before I met Nora and after I met Nora."
So viewers should be aware that it was a "creative decision" of the shows writers, producers + NetFlix to minimize and erase the character’s actual + stated bisexuality by never using the "B-Word", turning her instead into a tired bisexual trope. This should not be viewed as at all realistic.
IRL Piper Kerman is a strong, interesting, out bisexual women in a different gender marriage, who participates in her LGBT Community and works hard for Prison Reform.
imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss
Relationship level 1: awkward flirting
Relationship level 2: getting naked
Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”
i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY
My biggest deal breaker is if you won’t kill the bugs for me we can’t be together it literally does not matter what kind of bug it is or the size of it I need you to squish it up smash it and throw it in the garbage
What I look for in a boyfriend:
- good music taste
- cool hair
- pretty blue eyes
- deep voice
- in a band
- birthday on a French Holiday
- has a debut album out
- band named after previously mentioned French Holiday
- likes converse and black skinny jeans
- name rhymes with man kiss
- no wait
- Dan Smith
- I am looking for Dan Smith to be my boyfriend
sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life
like crying over character development
I CANt STOP LAUGHING AT CLINTS FACE IN THE NEW POSTER HE IS 300% DONE WITH THESE ROBOTS
tony why did you build the homicidal robot?